Pan Demotivational Poster
HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP
20 YEARS AGO -
CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke
YOU WOULD THINK WE WOULD -
JAPAN - gets shit done.
MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja
OH MAN... - How much did I drink last night?
HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now
CHUCK NORIUM - The most abundant element in the whole Universe
ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality
MOUNTED PANDA'S - The sad future of WoW
Fresh Sushi -
PANDA DOG - I can't see the dog clearly, because of his extreme awesomeness!
SO RIDDLE ME THIS . . . - . . .why are my computer help desk calls routed to India instead of Japan?
SHOP SMART - shop Family Mart !
Love Means -
TSUNAMI GODZILLA -
SPANDEX - Some people...just...shouldn't.
J-ROCKERS - Masters of Genderbending You just never know.
THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW - If being born in the U.S. gets you a front-row seat, being born in Japan gets you a backstage pass.
PACIFISM - Just calm down Winnie, you are cuter okay?
DEPRESSION - I wanted to be a Kodiak Bear Ten feet tall... a half ton of savage splendor.... Not something that looks like a Beanie Baby
COME ON MAN - You can't wear socks AND sandals
SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?
GAY PETER PAN - I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!!
THE REPUBLICAN PLAN - A four phase plan for domination of the country
YOUR MONKEY - Is about to be spanked.
ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out
GOLD PANTS -
PANCAKES VS. WAFFLES - Doesn't matter who won, I ate both
IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night.
1836 - Texas WAS a Spanish-Mexican colony till then.
KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.
IN JAPAN - we all have our priorities
JAPAN - Making it real since 1952
JAPAN - Oh You So Crazy!
POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!
IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.
GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...
HABU SAKI -
FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.
MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan
DON'T PANIC - Always know where your towel is.
COS PLAY - Lets keep it in Japan....
LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.
TRUE KIM JONG-IL - True face of their beloved leader
GOD-JESUS - Because everyone knows God is a japanese robot
GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.
OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices
MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.
GERMANS - they DO have a sense of humour
MOBILE EXAMINATOR -
FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.
LOLI+BIGEYES+INTERNET - oh look +combo breaker. the perfect
WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?
I'M NOT IN DENIAL -
I WOULD CUT UP HER CREDIT CARDS - but this is more fun!
ADDICTION - Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.
COMPANY - You Can Never Be Truly Alone... For Solitude Always Keeps You Company
SMILE - Verb - 1. to look or regard with amusement or ridicule; 2. to bestow approval; 3. to appear pleasant or agreeable
ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds
BEER BAGS - Because sometimes there is no debate over quality vs quantity
RONALD MC DONALD - "all employees must be disciplined."
WHAT????? - Can someone please explain this to me?
FEMALE JAPANESE NAZIS - They aren't as stupid as they look.
HOT AIR BALLOONS - Boring 99.99% of the time
GUESS WHO.. - is in a complete state of panic
VISIT MONSTER ISLAND! - Now with a great scenic view of wandering Kaiju!
VISUAL KEI -
JOB QUALIFICATIONS -
PANIC ATTACK! - It's not that I am scared or sad, it is my body fighting me. "Former US Marine LCPL 0311" Anyone can be affected by it.
MOOSE MILK -
GODZILLA'S BIGGEST FANGIRL - Jesus! I didn't think Asian girls got THAT big!
JAPANESE WOMEN -
LIVE IN RUSSIA - Instead of reading The Hunger Games
FASHION IQ TEST -
KURATAS - Japanese for " Tanks Are Obsolete"
DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - Hate the Spanish word for beach
PANDA - He did not do it.
THE JAPANESE - Were at the same pitch meeting, but the snuggie concept came across differently...
"HELLO POSSUMS!" - Public Service Announcement "It's 11PM ... Do you know where your pants are?"
PANDA EXPRESS - I can has Kung Hay Fat Choy
MAIL ORDER BRIDE FROM ASIA - Next time, make sure you mention female and human.
HOW .... -
STARCH - you can indeed have too much of a good thing
DAD'S RULES - Rule #2: If you panic, Don't puke.
RONARD MCDONARD - Wan you to try the swee an sowa poke mugnugget.
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